Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.
I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.
by BlackDog_88 August 9, 2021
by Lol42069man October 24, 2020
A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.
"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."
by Infinity23 May 24, 2006
Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze
by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010
A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.
'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''
by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009
1. The theory that there exist one super-massive blackhole in the center of the universe. This blackhole was the first blackhole to form when the universe first came into existence. All other blackholes are pangenesis of this original blackhole. 2. Mono-magnets were first postulated by Einstein; the theory that blackholes are actually mono-magnets, possessing a north or south pole, but not both. 3. If the Primordial Blackhole is a North polarity blackhole, then it would have "eaten" all South polarity blackholes, leaving only North polarity blackholes in the universe. Thus, forcing the existing north blackholes that are still forming in the universe to flee from the Primordial Blackhole, in essence, forcing what is left of the universe to expand. 4. The reason that astronomers can not directly view the Primordial Blackhole is because light has an attendancy to bend around massive garvitational fields. Thus, a galaxy on the opposite side of the Primordial Blackhole, could be viewed from some other point in space. 6. The reason that everything in space is in motion, due to the gravitational effect of this massive primordial blackhole.
Primordial Blackhole (Zeus Pangeasus):
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
This theory was postulated by Victor Darnell Hadnot, a Christian Science Fiction writer: When the universe was first created, the first few seconds after there was light, a single dark spot formed, from what was once blackness. This was the first blackhole, called Zeus Pangeasus. This blackhole has existed for almost as long as the universe. It has been "eating" matter and energy, light since the beginning. This is the reason why it is the largest single object in the entire universe, expanding as it consumes entire galaxies. The reason we can not see it is because it is totally black and spans the entire universe. All light and stars and galaxies that we see in the universe, exist at the outer most region of this massive blackhole. Any galaxy that has a like polarity blackhole at its center, will be pushed away from the primordial blackhole, as a mono-magnet of like polarity will push away a field of similar polarity. Thus, the universe seems to be expanding, but in truth, is being consumed by this massive blackhole in the center of the universe. Light bends around massive gravitational sources, thus, it is impossible to see this massive blackhole, but the effects of this super object can be felt and observed, by the actions of galaxies, as they orbit around this super-massive event.
by Dr. Everet T. Pystrum January 4, 2010
by Culperu July 5, 2022