pretzel

dangerous islamic weapon

i dont think we need an example

by jojo November 30, 2004

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie April 8, 2006

pretzel

i.Dubya boy's worst nightmare and what will hopefully be his maker some other day.
ii. One of the countless demonstrations of
dubya's cluelessness.

i.(sreaming in his sleep) Please, no! Please, not the pretzel, nooo! (Wakes up)
Almost got me that time.
ii. Do you really need an example for that?

by I won't give my name to a machine! April 1, 2005

pretzel

An evildoer in the eyes of Der Fuhrer, George Bush

chkt cough cough immm huh chuh(choking)

by Ryan February 8, 2005

pretzel

thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.

Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.

by swaggerchef May 30, 2011

pretzel

Stuff that makes you thirsty.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

by pseudoynm May 13, 2005

pretzel

A girl who is all wrapped up in herself. The type of girl that takes every conversation as an opportunity to make it about her.

Tyra Banks = pretzel

by J-QUIZ May 22, 2011