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Will’s Famous Protected Sex

“Previous partners have been comfortable with Will’s Famous Protected Sex.”
by sab125 April 12, 2022
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(Un)protected Six

When the beautiful properties of the number 6 often lead her to unexpected or undesirable results, as she explores meaningful relationships with other numbers, who often lie to her about their alleged power or connection to take advantage of her.
Since hearing about her recurring misery, both pi and phi had stepped forward to advise (un)protected six against befriending numerical or geometrical wolves in sheep’s clothing.
by Fasters May 22, 2022
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Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected

Orange Spodumene is such an Innocent pwesious bean who must be protected UwU
by Goji Sauce December 9, 2019
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protected species

A person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport.
How could you have called a foul on me for that! Oh right, I forgot, Dave's a protected species.
by great success March 29, 2010
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protected class

A member of a group that is marginalized in some way and not okay to joke about. Basically you can't make jokes (or employment decisions) based on any of the following variables: race, color, religion, national origin, age (40 and over), sex, veteran status, employment status, pregnancy, citizenship, having a family, having disabilities, and last but not least; DNA content.

So pretty much everybody is protected in some way.
Person 1: Get a job you lazy fuck.
Person 2: You can't say that. Unemployed persons are a protected class.
Person 1: How else am I supposed to tell you that you are a neanderthal?

Person 2: Did you really just make a comment about my DNA status? That's also a protected class. Go look up protected classes.
Person 1: looks it up that literally means that everybody in the world is a protected class in some way.
Person 2: I know. Isn't it great? Everybody is special!
by rememberBP April 26, 2017
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Protected

I DO SAY! Have you seen my cat?
by asbhj December 2, 2003
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write protected

A married person (men) who is an open flirt. The person justifies the marriage as the "write protection" against romantic coup. read only
A : Hey beau ! I saw you getting cozy with that bombshell, wassup ?
B : Gimme a break, boy, I am write protected.
by SHADAB September 22, 2005
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