dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard"
by chompy terwilliger July 17, 2010
by ImAGermanDood January 22, 2007
(pronunciation-rhymes with retard)Someone who, while not actually retarded, is very, very stupid; he/she may be on the cusp of retardedness.
by ricky retardo, esq. April 11, 2010
When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.
by Xenoflame April 20, 2003
a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy).
by Baraka Bryan November 27, 2008
Getting drunk by yourself before going to a social function. The social function in question is usually dry or full of people not as drunk as the pretard (not yet, anyway). Pretardation is marked by shame and embarassment often confused with being the life of the party.
Jeff figured there wouldn't be much drinking at his neice's birthday party, so he got pretarded at home.
by Captain Nadwick September 30, 2006
1. Pretard (noun) Any individual whose normal intelligence ratio appears to be dropping at an advanced rate.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
2. Pretarded (adj) A descriptive word meaning to exhibit the natures and evidences of one classified as a pretard.
by Aazhmandius March 21, 2003