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Persianality 

A word made up by a Persian Rap Artist called Farez

Basically a Persian with Persianality is a true persian PIMP. someone who doesn't let a single opportunity go by
they do all they can to make it to the top and live the good life
you can see a lot of people with Persianality living in the mansions of Beverly Hills, driving S class Mercedes, Murcielagos, and Ferraris, and fucking a different hole each night
I wish I had some Persianality in my blood. That way I would be pimping in a Ferrari with 5 holes instead of cleaning toilets at McDonald's for 6 bucks an hour.

Person 1: Yo man... do u know why most Persians we see are living the good life.
Person 2: It's 'cause they've got Persionality.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: It's a trait seen in Persian and ONLY Persians. Persians with Persianality work hard and use their brains to make it to the top and when they're there they keep on doing what they've been doing to keep themselves there.
Persianality by the persian definer December 15, 2008

prespanac 

In Belgrade, Serbia it means brick pressed albanian marihuana
I gotno hash but I have PRESPANAC
prespanac by Sekta August 3, 2006

Persianality Disorder 

An enduring an enduring pattern of inner experience and behavior (particularly centering around bargaining) that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $102
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $103
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I demand to speak to your manager.

Great Presidant

How George W. Bush would describe himself as a president, spelling and all.
"I'm a great presidant, and I think our children is going to learn better now that I've invaded Iraq and plan to ban gay marriage."
Great Presidant by Zeke December 16, 2004
Presian is a person who doesn't like tomatoes and has a belly button kink.
Oh can i see your belly button?
Why, are you Presian or something?
Presian by pishka123 December 26, 2021

Persianality Disorder 

An enduring pattern of behavior manifested by excessive bargaining and manipulating, social aggression, and deceit related to financial dealings that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.

Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.

Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100

Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $88

Shopkeeper: The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $84

Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.

Persianality Disordered Person: Why are you treating me like this? I demand to speak to your manager.