Preschool Teacher

Party animals that don’t actually do anything with the kids, they just sleep,party, repeat. Also they’re smokin hot

Man: I wanna be a preschool teacher when I grow up

Preschool Teacher: *passed out on the floor*

by BrokenShower January 19, 2019

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Jesus Preschool

The stereotypical, faith-filled pre-elementary school that most small town children went to, typically held in a church basement. Includes cheese balls, prayer before snack, and 100 toddlers singing "Away in a Manger" for the yearly Christmas performance. Not limited to Protestant (Methodist, Baptist, Lutheran, etc.) and Catholic locations.

Oh my gosh, you went to Jesus Preschool? So did I! Did you say *insert rhyming prayer here*, too?!

by maybelatergater September 5, 2016

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Smouldering preschool

When she's recieved too many loads that the children start screaming running from the preschool.

"I had so many loads coming out of me it was like a smouldering preschool"

by Mortariontyphus May 25, 2023

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Preschooling

Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief.

by Woody17 June 1, 2021

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preachology

preachology (noun) : the science of preaching : the process of scriptural interpretation, textual application, sermon composition and delivery : the art of preaching :

He is dull and monotone in his preachology.

by Mike Elder March 22, 2008