Prepper

Dressing preppy and having a preppy attitude, can be prude

Sister: Hey Emma you're such a prepper
Emma: no I'm not!
Sister: yes you are, you bought an $80 Vinyard Vines shirt button down shirt and only wear Sperry's

by heyyyyz January 22, 2015

prepper

a good tasting muffin:)

chocolate chip muffin would be a prepper

by pouria sarvi December 20, 2008

toilet prepper

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012

Preppers Network

A network of survivalists, patriots and Preparedness minded folks who wish to survive and prepare for disasters of all types; natural, man-made, and economic

American Preppers Network

by TomTheTruckdriver February 4, 2009

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

prepper's wood

The strong emotional feeling bordering on sexual arousal that a prepper gets when their doomsday fantasy scenario starts to come true in any fashion.

Billy Bob isn't even trying to hide his raging prepper's wood as he watches the news about the virus ripping through the country.

by Orionnoir March 29, 2020

canadian prepper

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.

BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.

by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023