Pre-Cum

that time the senior camp counselors took the assistant counselors to a strip club and made us wear grey sweat pants and bought everyone lap dance, they took a picture of us all with pre-cum in our pants.

by teethan July 31, 2017

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Pre-cum Dumb

The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.

Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"

by CitywideNut February 24, 2021

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pre cum dripple

that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion

don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.

by mydasx January 7, 2006

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pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

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pre - cum obsesive

A guy that keeps asking u if uve cum even when uve only just started banging + totally ruins the moment so u av 2 fake it, badly.

X: Have you cum yet?
Y: Not yet.
(30 seconds later)
X: What about now
Y: Soon
(another 30 seconds)
X: Anything?
Y: (silence, but thinks)"Jeez that guys a pre - cum obsesive!"
(couple of seconds pass by)
Y: Pretends 2 cum
X: (shuts up + gives Y the chance 2 really cum)

by Person X October 1, 2005