Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

by Michael Patten September 30, 2005

Alfie Patten

Verb
-To sabotage one's own life in the pursuit of enjoyment

Noun
- 13 year old father of one: Alfie Patten

a. "Shit, that guy totally Alfie Pattened himself with all that heroin he injected into his anus"

b. Guy 1: "I heard Sarah used to be pretty normal looking before she had that bukkak-birthday-party"

Guy 2: "Some guy gave her the Alfie Pattening of her life"

by Benanenanenjamin February 18, 2009

pratting around

being foolish or extreemly stupid

Quit pratting around!

by crystalkittykatt January 19, 2008

mrs pratte

Mrs Pratte is a Jew and doesn’t like anyone. She’ll give hw everyday and lose your papers. She is a fucking asshole and can suck a cock. She is also very sexist.

Mrs Pratte doesn’t like anyone I swear.

by crabs123456789 January 27, 2018

patten

dude patten is like the awsomest name everrrr. kicked major butt in WWI

general patten is the best.

by Matt patten January 29, 2009

Patten

an awesome person who is extremely awesome in every way. this person is a professional milkshake maker and likes to have many 'bitches'.

person 1: who is that very sexy person over there?
person 2: oh that's patten!

by patten94 December 26, 2010

Pratte

A surname of French Canadian origin (not to be confused with the Hollywood version, Pratt). Associated with military service, a taste for exotic beers, and in some cases, chain smoking. Career paths range between pursuits of pious religiosity and rampage drinking.
Pratte's have also been known to enter the fields of urban planning, law enforcement, policy analysis and retirement.

"Oh, Pratte's condemning me again." Or, "is that Pratte doing a keg stand?"

by JPSquared December 18, 2009