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PPH 100% 

Yo baby, don't you fret, it's just me PPH 100%.
PPH 100% by foureyedg July 16, 2011

Post-page hard-on (PPH) 

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)

plus size park hopper (pph) 

the queen on tiktok of “have you ever wanted to ride ___ but you weren’t sure if you’d fit?” and “if i fits i sits”
I aspire to be a plus size park hopper (pph) but I can’t eat that much (yet)
When a person has their cranium filled with male genitalia.
Steve and Tam had a pphead sex last night, it was banging.
pphead by 7ustre February 4, 2022

pphropget 

Someone who is known to be a teacher or proclaimer of God’s Will.
“The pphropget has spoken, the will of God shall be carried out.”
pphropget by Carmine Valinski December 19, 2020
Stands for Pre/Post Holiday Fireworks Disorder. In infectious disease that causes its sufferers to prematurely set off fireworks before a holiday or miss the holiday completely and blow their load days later.
Those with this disorder lose all pyrotechnic control, causing spits and spurts of tiny, unimpressive explosions during the days before and after the actual holiday.

This disorder is exacerbated by alcohol, low impulse control and noideawhatdayitism.
It cannot be cured without seeking help.
Noise: POP.......BLAM!!!!
Neib1: What was that?!!
Neib2: An outbreak of PPHFD.
PPHFD by TPFQ fan July 2, 2019