Powerwolf

Sabaton but christian furries

“Hey, what’s your favorite christian song?”
“In the Name of God by Powerwolf”

by Metal Machine November 4, 2019

P-P-P-Powerbook

What started off as a simple ebay auction, became a fabled internet scam of a known scammer. The scammer tried to use a fake escrow service in order to rip a apple powerbook off a legitimate seller on eBay. Knowing what was really going on, the seller hatched a hilarious plot that took advantage of the scammer. The seller ended up enclosing a pieced together "P-P-P-Powerbook" which consisted of a 3-ring binder with old keyboard keys glued to it. On the sides and back; fire wire, monitor!, and various other ports were drawn on with a black marker. Also included in the package were pencil shavings and misburned cdrs. The seller reported a 2000 dollar value for the package, so the scammer had to pay the full 27% tax in order to receive his parcel. Eventually the scammer did pay this tax and received his package only to find out "it is broken". During the whole event, members from the message boards the prank originated from staked out the address the package was being delivered to. The address was for a barbershop with an internet cafe above. One of the "undercover agents" even had his hair cut there while he was doing reconnaissance. Simply searching for “P-P-P-Powerbook” on any search engine will yield more detailed results.

Shit son, you hear about that fool who bought the P-P-P-Powerbook?

by KQH May 28, 2004

Powerwolf

A metal band with bloodsucking christian furries singing about their morning wood in Latin

Have you ever listened to Stossgebet by Powerwolf? This is a perfect example of what this band is about

by Pizzaplant April 12, 2021

PowerHoodz

Some autistic sanicfag who wastes his time making shitty reviews on Sonic 06, yelling about GRIFFITH, and faps to Cream the Rabbit like the sick pedo he is. He also regularly abuses his online friends because he doesn't have real life friends to a point where he would send pictures of cutting his wrists and face like a emo girl after having enough putting up his shit. He lives with his mentally disabled lawyer mom and uses his lawyer mom to sue anyone making parody videos on his meaningless, spreading drama, or not returning gifts from people they never asked to begin with.

PowerHoodz tried to suing me for spreading drama, gamerfans!

by StopSpreadingDramaGamerFanz August 19, 2022

PowerWolf

PowerWolf are a German formed Power Metal band with influences from old Heavy Metal. They focus on the works of the bible but display their own storylines. Their latest album focuses on a Wolf sent to hell who fights to return to heaven.

They are not considered Christian Metal as they don't refer to Christian motives.

Their tempo is medium to slow and have powerful entwining lyrics with an epic singer. However they lack long-winded solos like most Power Metal bands.

Examples of PowerWolf's satanic/neutral religious outlook are included in their songs: "When the Moon Shines Red", "Saturday Satan", "Behind the Leathermask", "We Take it From the Living" and "Lupus Dei".

by Noldor April 13, 2008

powerviolence

An awesome form of music. (or Noise)
Influenced from punk and thrash.
Loud and fast as fuck, extremely difficult to understand.

Some powerviolence bands:
Charles Bronson, Anti-Christ Demon Core, Spazz, Capitalist Casualties, Infest, Fuck on the Beach, Scholastic Deth, Sylvester Staline, What Happens Next?, etc.

by HP Morton April 11, 2006

Powerwolf

one of the best heavy metal bands of the last years

'Do you listen to Powerwolf ?'
'Yeah, they're the best. The last album, Sacrament of Sin, is nuts !'

by lordraveeeeeeeeen March 11, 2020