el capitan of the tool family, loser extrordinairre, someone who has a big head and talks big game, but every knows this person is lame and shuns/clowns him/her
Person 1: I heard John totally powerboned Mary last night at Shelly's.
Person 2: I heard she powerboned HIM!
Person 1: Does it matter?
Person 3: Guys I got frogurt!
Person 2: No one likes you! Go back to homeschool already.
Really good pussy that inhibits a man's ability to think and act rationally or logically.
Matt: "What are you and your new girl up to this weekend?"
Steve: "Uh, I don't know...Probably going shopping, and then take her to get her nails done. Then having dinner with her parents."
Matt: "Dude the Powerbox really has you doesn't it?"
Steve: "Like a tractor beam from the Deathstar."