porntined

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021

poutine muncher

a slur for the people of quebec canada

shut up you poutine muncher

by kawaiiuwukitty April 13, 2023

vladmir poutine

A Russian Canadian president or a tasty French fry plate with gravy and cheese on it with the option of vodka on the side

I'm naming my dog vladmir poutine, you guys wanna go to the mall and get a vladmir poutine

by Adamsriver December 29, 2016

American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

by Nano88 January 20, 2022

poutine

One of the un-missable features of Quebec is poutine. This wonderful meal is basically made of fries, cheese, and gravy. The perfect poutine is one that contains fresh cheese with hot sauce that can melt it, and crispy fries. It would also be nice to have some bacon too. There are many variants of poutine, including but not limited to :

"Italian" poutine : Gravy is replaced by spaggetthi sauce
BBQ poutine : Normal gravy is replaced by BBQ gravy
"All dressed" poutine : It may contain bacon, onions, pepperoni and other ingredients.

I ate a poutine yesterday, I hope I won't suffer an heart-attack.

by atomicSpatule April 19, 2006

Poutine Pussy

The act having sexual intercourse with a French Canadian woman. Derived from the Canadians love of poutine and pussy.

Went back to my igloo and fucked her right in the poutine pussy, it was a good time eh!

by Fuckherrightinthepoutine September 7, 2014

Poutine

The authentic poutine is a dish that is comprised of fries, fresh cheese curds and gravy. Items are placed in this order on the dish. You can tell the freshness of the cheese by the squeek factor it offers. This is a dish that is part of the french canadian heritage.

Gosh, all that sex made me so hungry, I wish I could have a poutine to fill me, cum wasn't enough!

by Hungry for cheese March 5, 2020