Hotsurfing

The act of randomly browsing through the Facebook profiles of people you don't know, purely by clicking thumbnail pictures of people you find hot. Typically this process starts from a friend's page or a group's page, and continues by clicking on a thumbnail of one of their friends or one of the group's members, and continues on and on.

Similar process to wiki surfing.

See also link surfing.

"Whoa man, where did you meet that chick you just added? She's GORGEOUS!"

"I was just hotsurfing one day and after awhile I landed on her. Definitely some eye candy!"

by ZakTheDJ February 27, 2010

woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

by Faedriel September 22, 2022

Q Potuffin

Quite Possibly the best selection of words a person could ever put together in a sentence.

Ever.

Oddis:"Hey man wuts up?"

Jack:"Q Potuffin."

Oddis:"High Five on that one!"

by Diddly Jackson October 5, 2007

Posturing

When you sell a huge deal and then start lobbying to give freebies like you were the fucking Goodwill

I'm posturing after I sold a deal for 98k, give James a huge account when he's already taken care of

by TheLLTruth April 17, 2009

Shame Posturing

The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).

ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."

ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."

by Tyrfingr September 2, 2011

empty posturing

Synonym: Pretentiousness

Anthony Lavey's Satanic Bible describes "empty posturing" as:

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

If it were not for all his empty posturing I would have never questioned his intent.

by Grand Master of Luminaries August 31, 2016

Ethnic Posturing

When your cool white friends want to prove that theyre more than white, that one of their grandparents were colombian or african or asian!

Friend: "I may look super white but actually my grandpa is from argentina"
Other friend: "dude thats so cool!"
last friend: " stfu dude and stop your ethnic posturing"

by visionary9000 October 21, 2019