Potoczak

Dank; Danktastic; A femal who makes jokes you will not understand and then laugh at them so you can only awkwardly laugh back; Snort;

Eoin: Oh man I hit my big toe, this sucks!
Sam: Yeah, but the size of that thing is so DANK!

Eoin: You just potoczaked...
Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort*

by lilspunky37 December 2, 2011

PostDocalypse

The cultural epoch accompanying the impending collapse in prestige of higher education as vast oversupplies of professional academicians epically fail at life vying for imaginary positions in nonexistent job markets for debt-laden intellectuals who know absolutely nothing about anything that is capable of turning a profit

“I was certain that ... once I racked up $120K in debt on 5 years of Ivy League undergrad and then wasted the earning potential of my 20’s surviving on Ramen in a post grad program preparing to piss away all future job prospects obtaining a PhD in ideological bullshit ... surely I would finally be positioned to achieve true fulfillment in the 2nd half of my life.”

— earliest known suicide note of the PostDocalypse, written circa 2019 on the back of a FAFSA print out

by Jarretocracy July 18, 2019

Potdog

The use of a hotdog for a pipe when smoking reefer. Preferably a cheese filled hotdog.

I really want to get high, but all I got is this hotdog.
Yo, let's potdog that piece.

by Lrzewnicki August 29, 2009

Podocyte

Insult to be used exclusively in A2 Biology lectures, when one individual is participating in some good friendly banter with another.

Guy 1: "Dude I really don't understand Substrate Level Oxidative Phosphorylation, It does my noggin in"

Guy 2: "SLOP is easy, what are you?, some kind of of fucking dirty podocyte?"

by Big Nasher December 21, 2012

Potochnik

1. To be an obsessed, creepy stalker who does not know when to stop trying to go back out with her exes.

Dude, they broke up four months ago. Why's she being a potochnik about the whole thing?

by One dude. May 21, 2009

Potsocks

Divine leg wrappings full of luscious leaf-like patterns often displayed in rasta colors

"Hey man where did you pick up those potsocks?"

"Got any spare potsocks?"

"Dayum check out dem potsocks"

by mommypooper November 28, 2009

Podocracy

Podocracy is the term used in No. Los Angeles County to describe the idiocy within our democracy caused by the ipod, podcasting, and/or blogging generation.

Every blogger has an opinion--it's a free country so in our democracyfreedom of speech has run rampant at the expense of sanity and has turned into a podocracy at the expense of sanity. As a result, the rise of the Rally to Restore Sanity tour by Jon Stewart ensued.

by @Podocracy September 8, 2011