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Potatotato

The Potatotato is a large, sentient, and evil potato that once ruled the galaxy. It bred with many mystical creatures and created different offspring such as the Unitato. It's goal is to destroy it's kids for becoming too intelligent for their own good.
Ahh! That Potatotato is so scary! I can't believe something so mean created that cute Unitato!
by Group of Cringe May 9, 2019
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pootpoot

1. A loved one who farts excessively.

2. An "endearing" term used by anal obsessive couples.

3. A cute butthole.
1. "Michael's such a pootpoot. I can smell his toots from fifteen miles away!"

2. "Awwh, my wittle pootpoot, I'm sorreh your poor baby booty hurts."

3. "Dayumm Chelsea! Ya sure do gotta nice pootpoot from back here!"
by glttr February 21, 2011
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PotatoOrgy

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.
Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.
by Captain47 November 22, 2011
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Couch potatriot

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato
Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.
by Dnttrdonme April 10, 2020
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Potatoons

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”
by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021
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potatopoii

discord user potatopoii#0001 has a gigantic 48cm (19 inch) penis and he’s admin with allah cat on the best discord anarchy server (discord.gg/HTu8KcSK37)
obama: look it’s potatopoii i heard he’s admin on the best anarchy server and he has a gigantic penis

barley: *cries* my anarchy server good too and i too have big 3 cm penis :’(
by barley2837 April 24, 2021
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couch potatriot

Someone who vigorously supports their country from the comfort of their couch.
"As a true couch potatriot, I stayed home during Corona virus and watched the news every minute… Man… if only I had more toilet paper!"
by Freybjorg May 2, 2020
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