penis pot pie

A food item containing all of the same ingredients as a chicken pot pie, but chicken is replaced with penis.

Bill: My wife made the most delicious penis pot pie last night!

Ted: Wait...You ate penis for dinner?

Bill: It's totally normal! You should try some!

Ted: I think I'll pass. You and your wife should get some help.

by Hammer of Jesus October 06, 2013

chicken pot pie

it's a meat pastry, you perverts!

Man, I could really go for a chicken pot pie right now.

by Lord Xeras February 01, 2011

chicken pot pie

everyone's three favorite things!

chicken pot pie are my three favorite things, dude

by d00000d February 13, 2008

Pee Pot Pie

The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.

Steve: "Did you hear that tyler gave dylan a pee pot pie last night?"
Devin: "Thats so messed up.."

by MDE4days December 05, 2010

pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.

by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012

pot pie

Dried up fecal matter left in ones belly button after receiving elephant tracks when removed it resembles a small pot pie.

Ted: So dude did you like that pot pie your mom gave you this morning?

Xavier: It tasted like shit bro.

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

Twat Pot Pie

Having pussy for dinner !!!!

Homeboy boy is gonna have Twat Pot Pie for dinner tonight

by Glamfart October 16, 2009