Postman's Day

A day in which the weather continually switches back and forth from sunny to rainy. A joke on the phrase 'Rain or shine' that was originally used by postmen. Also known as a postman's situation.

'This weather is crazy. It's sunny but it keeps raining on and off. It's a postman's day.'

by Dark_Midget April 13, 2007

dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box

I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!

by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015

pokemaniac

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

by wtf March 1, 2005

postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.

I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!

by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020

Postmonition

Dreaming Something Happened, After It Happened, Without Knowing It Happened.

Say you had a dream about an earthquake (Randomly), about an hour after there was an actual earthquake, but you didn't know there was one until the next day when you wake up. This would be a Postmonition. You didn't dream something was gonna happen like a premonition.

by NyteTerror June 4, 2009

Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.

"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."

by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014

mr postman

1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.

2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)

3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"

If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...

by luvdrug88 August 23, 2010