A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.
01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.
02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."
by newtdecay November 12, 2007
A term for a situation where you are living with an ex after a break up because of financial reasons, or a pandemic, etc.
My husband and I lived in Post Mortem Cohabitation for 8 months after we broke because it took so long to put the mortgage in my name due to Covid 19 slowing the banks down.
by KJP420 February 08, 2021
a short time after someone dies if they didn't poop just before they poop on themselves. that is called a post mortem poop.
by Deep blue 2012 September 04, 2009
by RealXp March 26, 2022
Get the pre-post mortem face mug.
People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
by Nik, teadrinker July 28, 2009
The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.
It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.
Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
by melted paper February 12, 2025