post-nut clarity

that moment after you fap when you realize just what the fuck you've been yankin* to

*definition number 3
post-nut clarity is the leading cause of search history deletion
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Post Nut Syndrome

Abbreviated - PNS - A slang word for Post-coital tristesse. An issue that has been plaguing men since the dawn of time. It's the feelings of anxiety, depression, sadness, empathy, regret, etc, that one gets after busting a nut. Normally the condition is more severe depending on the sexual circumstances. It is caused by a decrease in dopamine receptors immediately after ejaculation.
- A guy finishes after banging a girl he just met at a bar. He immediately gets Post Nut Syndrome. He wants to just get out of there as soon as possible.

- You finish masturbating to an a kinky beastiality porn on your computer. Post Nut Syndrome comes on very quickly and you clear your web history and go make a milkshake.
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Post Nut Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
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Post-Nut Depression

When you are jerking off to some nasty shit then you bust and you are like “what is this filth
Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.

Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression
by Antwan Guzzels December 26, 2018
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Post-Nut Clarity

Clearing your mind by masturbating, preventing any wrong or regrettable decisions.
"What would you do right now if you won $200 million?"

"Beat my meat. I need post-nut clarity before I make my next move."
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Post Nut Clarity

"Dude give me five min I'm bout ot do dome dumb shit I need some post nut clarity"
"Ight homeboy cum to your senses"
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Post Nut Clairvoyance

A heightened state of mind achieved just after the male orgasm. Effects include: Being able to finally understand your maths homework, logically deducing your life choices as well as understanding nietzsche.
Jack: "Yo Barney, how did Karl do so well in maths?"
Barney: "I heard he shagged Stacy before the test, it's probably Post Nut Clairvoyance."
by SmegmaBullet January 21, 2019
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