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pokegasm

A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.
You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!
by M. Kittens May 10, 2005
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postgame

to continue drinking after coming back from a bar or party (usually at a friend's house or apartment)
"Any pussy can pregame but it takes a true boozebag to postgame."

"I pissed my bed last night because I was shotgunning tallboys till I passed out. That's the price you gotta pay for postgaming."

"I was so fucked up at the bars last night I have no clue how I was able to postgame till 6am."
by Olof Carmody January 22, 2008
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Posiganda

1. An easily forgettable phrase or saying which is meant to inspire a more positive attitude regardless of its lack of context.
2. A social media post with an overly used positive message
3. A portmanteau of positive and propaganda
4. Social media posts meant to inspire certain political beliefs under the guise of positivity.
“I would say 99% of all Instagram posts that use the hashtag #motivationalquotes are complete posiganda.”

- @derekinthewasteland
by Derekinthewasteland June 27, 2017
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Pokégasm

1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.
Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.
by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009
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Poregasm

When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.
This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.
by caKe_no November 23, 2010
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Pokegami

The act of helping a group complete a minor, insignificant task within a broader category of more difficult tasks, after which the actor ceases to help, claiming full reward for the more difficult tasks he/she did not help with. Also refers to a person who does the act.
He didn't help at all! He's such a Pokegami.
by Zeke50100 August 4, 2010
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Pokegar

Youtube channel run by a child aged from 4-16 that mainly does SSBU videos or Pokemon videos.
Dylan: Did you see the new Pokegar video?
Jirel: Yeah, it was pretty good. Too bad the kid has such a squeaky voice
by NotSaul974 April 15, 2020
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