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organic portal

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.
That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.
by wrenchingking January 25, 2012
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Portage Central High School

Wack high school in the middle of Portage, MI, filled with a variety of people. Preppy kids, emo kids, fat annoying freshman lineman, “so called hypebeasts,” and many more. Very infamous for the bathroom juuling.
“Yo bruh you went to Portage Central High School right?”
“Yea that shit wack”
“True I cant even take a shit without getting smacked in the face with a cloud of mango smoke when I walk in the bathroom”
by Big Daddy Sach December 26, 2018
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portableniche

Started online by child pornography advocates but moved to freedom of speech and expression arguments to justify their beliefs
The standard meaning is "To Revel in the freedom of speech argument to justify any horrid, racist or homophobic terms or expressions"
He's making the classic "portableniche" argument but just because something can be said doesn't mean it should be said.
OMG you're a "portableniche piss stain"
by Wasp March 20, 2018
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portabelly

A protruding lower potbelly that hangs over your belt-line. Used to store the excess food that no human could possibly hold in their actual stomach.
Sam-"Theres no way he could eat six Double Deckers in one sitting!"

Tom-"He is probably holding three of them in his portabelly."
by Mr.Dr.PHD. July 12, 2011
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Portia

The most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life. Portia got the face of an Angel with a body of a Goddess and brains of a wise woman with an ancient soul.
Portia is the woman of your dreams.
by 007WordIsBond May 20, 2020
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Portland Snorkel

Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower.
I was taking a shower last night and your girlfriend snuck in to give me a Portland Snorkel and I nutted all over your shampoo bottle, sorry.
by Snorks March 24, 2007
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Portal High

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.
Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.
by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008
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