for scientific purposes

Used to cover one's perverted aims after the fact.

Dude, did you hear about those new DEEPFAKES videos?
Yeah, they have one of Scarlett Johannson doing it!
No way! Wait where might I be able to find these aforementioned videos? What no, it's not for me, obviously, it's... for scientific purposes.

by Funghuy June 18, 2018

research purposes

To save a picture, video, etc. so that you may go back and jack off to it

Billy saved the nude of Jill for research purposes.

by Ktm5 November 6, 2015

porpoise hork

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.

"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"

by lilryry May 24, 2006

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

for academic purposes

This is what people refer to when using the acronym FAP (or fap). Used in place of its acronym when attempting to confuse others in the conversation, even if the intent is obvious.

BRB, I need to go to the bathroom for academic purposes.

by TheRealCthulhu June 23, 2016

pants porpoise

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."

by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

No Purpose Boner (NPB)

This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.

"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin

by RashadMcCants January 12, 2006