Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pornstache

The pornstache crosses many cultures. The Pornstache is a warm welcoming and inviting look for non sexual settings, but sometimes sexual ones too.

Dave: Shit did you see Ricardo's Pornstache?!?! What a PERVERT!
Margie: Ricardo is the homie he wouldn't harm a soul! Only massage deeply with oil!

by pussidon232 October 7, 2019

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

Pornstachio

A man with a porno type moustache.

Tom Selleck, Pete Wentz, Burt Reynolds, porn stars and all cops from the 1970's rock Pornstachio's.

by Mac May May June 17, 2010

poostache

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

by pc1018 June 1, 2007

Poonstache

Tom sellecks mustache is known as the "Poonstache" and counts as it's own habitat, containing such creatures as the rare, but not uncommon Tony Danza.

I just sharted in his Poonstache.

by Simonius January 8, 2006

PornTache

Either goatee style facial hair or a mustache that is more commonly sported by male Porn stars.

Have you seen Big Will with his Porntache.

by Big Will August 21, 2003