punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

Hornometer

The measurement of a persons level of horny.

scale is usually on a rate from 1-10, 10 being the horniest, 1 being the least

I'm a ten on the "Hornometer" and could use a good time.

by Jerry-Michael February 27, 2009

Planometer

(Plan*om*eter)When you plan your day or a certain period of time so rigid, you are defined by others as a Planometer

Stop being such a planometer! You always have such a strict schedule,that you never have any leisure time

by MoMento May 24, 2015

pyrometer

The gage used to measure how hot a girl is.

Yesterday me and John sat on the beach using our pyrometer to rate the girls walking by.

by Carlboats April 17, 2018