pornodeixeophobia

The fear that you forgot to close your porn on your laptop the night before and it will pop up at work, school, or any other public place or while someone else is around in general. por-noh-dayk-SEE-oh-foh-bee-h (From Greek πόρνος pórnos "fornicator", δεῖξις deîxis "display, showing", and -φοβία -phobía "fear")

"Dude, I finally got done writing that paper. Now I just have to print it."
"Nice, man! Show me!"
"Nah, I can't open up my laptop here. I have major pornodeixeophobia."

by ambrosios April 12, 2015

Pornohypnosis

The induction of a state of consciousness in which a person apparently loses the ability to hear or see anything going on around them while viewing internet porn.

I was so deep under pornohypnosis, I didn't hear my walk in to my room

by Evil Being July 15, 2011

Pornonymous

A word or phrase that sounds like pornography but isn't (as in "synonymous").

When she told me she was eating a kumquat for lunch. I had some very pornonymous thoughts!

by Hell's Kitchen Linguist January 14, 2013

Pornbody

The ultimate shaped body any hot girl trains for
They want to have a tight perfect body so if their carreer fails they can instantly go to porn as backup.

Guy1: Did you see her asking how to train for a pornbody at the gym
Guy2: Yeah, you should have seen his face!!

by swagalicious ganspotter October 13, 2016

Pornosynchronsprecher

It's just Iohan and Leslie.

Look. There they are.
Yes, the Pornosynchronsprecher.

by unpetitpeucool December 15, 2020

Pornoyear

30 years.
The time where you’ll achieve your sexual desire and have children.
After all, XXX is the Roman numeral for 30.

Me: I had sex and children 1 pornoyear after birth.
You: Wow!

by gregben September 11, 2023

pornodoro

A masturbation session between work meetings typically done in a work from home situation. (but not exclusively required)

Hell yes! I have 30 minutes till my next meeting, perfect time for a pornhub pornodoro.

by evil ship April 4, 2024