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"hypertrophied fiction of sex consumed in its mockery, for its mockery, a collective spectacle of the inanity of sex in its baroque assumption".

- Jean Baudrillard, Simulacra and Simulation p.92

The internet. There is no better example.

by Jean Baudrillard July 21, 2005

porno

something I might watch (no)

porno bad

by POGGERSVHUN F November 3, 2020

porno

another word for cool. Used often in the book "Sushi Central"

"that's totally porno"

by janxspirit December 24, 2008

porno

the best thing in the world beside b33r and chips........and Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton you so Crazy......

by i had to pick a name so i did August 5, 2005

porno

slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

by jd October 13, 2004

Porno

An extremely wholesome genre of films, that groups and families watch together on holidays such as Christmas, etc.

Son: Hey Mom, will Uncle Jack bring the Pornos with him?
Mom: Yes son, your uncle has a magnificent Porno collection.

by DeathCustard April 19, 2020

Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008