A "lady" who is very generous with her reputation but should be avoided like the plague. A well beaten track.
Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
Wayne: Nah mate, she's a seasoned ornithologist
Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
by slashdotat April 8, 2010
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Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.
by rediroma May 19, 2009
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“What was the name of that one where they sat on each other’s faces at the very start?”
“No idea - you’ll need to ask the pornathologist”
“No idea - you’ll need to ask the pornathologist”
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