Porniture

Browsing online for furniture, hoping that you can buy it in the near future.

Person 1: "Man, I really want this table!"

Person 2: "Ah whatever, you're broke! That's just Porniture."

by XxFrictionxX January 7, 2013

Pornication

The act of making your own porn.
A mixture of pornography & fornication.

As a verb you could use pornicate.
Performing the act is pornicating.

We couldn't answer the door because we were in the middle of some serious pornication.

by SillyPsyche July 30, 2009

pornicate

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn

I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week

by hipposaur August 1, 2008

Pornication

the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.

i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

Food pornist

Foodie who takes pictures of food and displays it on Facebook or any other website for their friends to see and drool over.

Person who describes all their gourmet meals online for friends to envy and want to see.

Oh you are such a foodie and food pornist always posting your gourmet cooking on line for us to drool over.

Person who posts pictures of food or descriptions of food so good they are considered a food pornist.

by girl from Madrid July 7, 2011

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003