poonboy

A young man who neglects his aquatic maintenance responsibilities, but never fails to satisfy the most intimate needs of his female employer.

Madame Victoria immensely enjoyed the hard work of her eager poonboy.

by SinesOnATangent November 9, 2004

poonboy

A young man who weilds a large harpoon designed to spear tuna.

That seasoned poonboy has captured his fair-share of tuna.

by SinesOnATangent November 9, 2004

PornBook

When Facebook turns into a porn site.

"facebook was always that safe site i'd switch to when my mother entered the room.
now i have no safe site." - McHale Romano

Official PornBook page: https://www.facebook.com/pages/PornBook/283621898344384

Bill: yo tom, know any good porn sites?
Tom: yeah try www.facebook.com.
Bill: what?! that is facebook.
Tom: just trust me.
Bill: i cant fap to this, its more like Pornbook then Facebook.

by Mr.WTFpurple November 14, 2011

PornBook

What the general community will now refer "Facebook" as after mid November 2011, the time when unsuspecting Facebook users' news feeds started getting spammed with unwanted porn.

"I can no longer stand by and watch as my news feed gets molested by "Sneaky Hat" and photos of his pin-dick."
*Deletes account*
"Goodbye forever PornBook..."

by Latchleyyyy November 17, 2011

Pernboy

A middle aged ginger man.

I was shopping today and I saw three pernboys!

by GingerChestHair February 27, 2011

PornBook

A netbook used when other company provided computers are available and therefore is mainly used for porn and other NSFW activities.

Don't open that email unless you're on your pornbook

by BobPhilips April 25, 2010

pornbyte

The measurement of disk space on your computer of how much porn you have stored. Basically, the accumulation of time spent on your Friday and Saturday nights in a mathematical output.

Dude, I've got 200 pornbytes of porn on my computer.

by The Other Lebowski January 27, 2014