pork sword

a penis, cock, dick, etc

friend 1: yo remember that girl bucko from school?

friend 2: yeah bro i remember her why?

friend 1: well she came over my house and sucked my pork sword saturday night

friend 2: you lucky bastard! figures you get your dick sucked b4 i do.

by MeEzY the mane January 17, 2009

pork sword

porkimons pride: a huge pork stump that is his ultimate super weapon. thats the form of a pink log. uses clumpy stumpy sauce to attack his foes (see porkimon)

the pork sword was unleash and was hammed against pokemons face

by slapapig September 24, 2003

pork sword

a man's pride. his chunk of meat hanging down between his legs.

Put that Pork Sword away this minute! ur gonna have somebody's eye out with it!

by D. Hine November 19, 2003

pork sword

Male genetalia of a hanging nature!

Chad sharpened his pork sword!

by Porkie January 18, 2005

pork sword

penis

slang name for male penis

"that man has a large pork sword"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008

pork sword

penis; boy parts; tube steak

Wow what a big PORK SWORD!!!!!!!

His Pork sword was speckled... I think he has been dipping into the cooter crickets!!!

by Katie and Nikki aka Cooter Brown February 3, 2008

Pork Swords

Another word for male genetalia, popularized by the 2007 movie, "Juno".

"When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts, I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to. All i see is pork swords."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008