porch dick

Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.

I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.

by Heydude2015 March 8, 2015

porch dick

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

by greyalien March 8, 2015

porch dick

Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses

Ahh look at that porch dick

by porch dick March 8, 2015

porch dick

A person standing on a porch being a dick to others.

Yo Jeff is being a porch dick

by jay247 March 8, 2015

porch dick

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn
passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

by truly. me March 8, 2015

porch dick

When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)

My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick

by Alan Filter March 8, 2015

porch dick

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

by tubajoe March 8, 2015