porch dick 

A person sitting on his porch being an asshole to people passing by.

Jessie's husband was a total porch dick to Rick last night.

porch dick by RR14cap March 8, 2015

porch dick 

Anyone who sits on their porch and shouts rude and obnoxious comments to people walking by. first heard on talking dead.

I can't believe he said that to us while we were walking by, he is such a porch dick.

porch dick by Heydude2015 March 8, 2015

porch dick 

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

porch dick by greyalien March 8, 2015

porch dick 

Used in the talking dead
A creepy guy who sits on the porch being a creepy ass.
This show is a porch dick to horses

Ahh look at that porch dick

porch dick by porch dick March 8, 2015

Porch Dick 

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

Porch Dick by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

Porch Dick 

An overly aggressive jerk seeking to "mark his/her territory" by stalking you while remaining seated on his/her own front porch. Someone who shouts after you while seeming to enjoy the relative comfort and safety of their own front porch.

Rick's not after that guys wife, that guy was just being a Porch Dick.

Porch Dick by RuthieDoll March 10, 2015

Porch Dick 

It's someone who yells at you or indulges in other dickish behavior toward you from the safety of their porch.

Old man River is such a porch dick. We're not even near his lawn, the sidewalk is for EVERYBODY !!

Porch Dick by Xev Savage March 11, 2015