poptart

used to describe those who are under the influence of extreme ditzyness and/or insane insucurities that cause them to act exactly like everyone els in the poptart population!! Often found gossiping about everyone(even their own kind)flirting or playing hard to get with every male that has a pulse, or making fun of random individuals just because they're different. Poptarts are usualy described as bitches or glowing angels.
WARNING: if one of the poptarts ever askes you to join they're 'group' be prepared to be sucked in, become beutiful but also a backstaping bitch, and drop about 50 pionts off your IQ.
Billy: Fuck, did you hear those poptarts yesterday gossiping about Amanda?

Gerry: Yah, i mean that sweater she was wearing was better looking than theirs so they just had to make fun of her, pretty pathetic eh?
by t-la July 29, 2008
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Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.
Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)
by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 22, 2009
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poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T
"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"
by d.a.t April 08, 2008
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codename for when a man gets a boner. said when a person wants say something about boners to a person or group of people but dont want another person or group to know what he/she is talking about.
man- "i hope i dont get a poptart at work"
woman (confused)- "they are giving away free poptarts at work?"
by canadianrocker September 28, 2008
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A cheap or easy girl. A prostitute between the ages of 11 and 14.

A girl between 11 and 14 that dresses provocatively.
Wow! That poptart's wearing the same thong as you, honey.
by sillygirl69 November 26, 2006
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