Poowan

A word used to describe a fwen that is unsure of what another relationship would do to him - good or bad

chanda: oops lol a silly fuckin poowan fell out my fanny
madu: *hehe* FORWARD THE FWEN BRIGADE
isaac: I have smegma
chanda: hello baby poowan
madu: fucking poowan
isaac: poowanhead

by Madu Wang December 22, 2019

pomowanker

Pomowanker = postmodern jerk-off. Identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullshit, acadamese and weasel-words; for prefacing anything remotely resembling an opinion with "I'm not sure that" or "It could be argued that"; for never stating an opinion outright but insinuating instead by sneering irony that it's not intellectually respectable or defensible actually to hold an opinion on anything, much less a positive opinion. Nihilism in academic drag.
Coined by Lindsay Perigo at Sense of Life Objectivists.

1. "Brendan is a pomowanker, interested only in word games."
2. "Contemporary luminaries influenced by Gramsci include the pomowanker Foucault, unsurprisingly, and, chillingly, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown."
3. "I loathe pomowanker amoralists with nothing to say taking volumes to say it, piling on the footnotes citing other pseuds, writing for each other like adolescents."

by organon November 30, 2007

Poo Wank

For a male to masturbate whilst sitting on the toilet; just after he's used the toilet for a poo.

Person A: I had a Poo Wank last night.

Person B: I don't understand why you'd want to do it?

Person A: Well the hard part was already over, taking my pants down and stuff, so I thought I might as well.

by Joee Brownn May 26, 2011

Poodank

Some shit left over dangling from the asshole.

"Wanna touch my poodank?"

by twoCOOKIES January 16, 2008

Poowanise

To transfer something into the state of being a poowan.

Hey dude, look at that guy over there. I'm totally gonna poowanise him.

by Willeth Slatter April 14, 2019

pooyank

The act of cranking one off while taking a shit.

The shit I just took was taking way too long, so I started a pooyank to pass the time.

by soused April 24, 2007

poowangitis

This is a term used to describe one who was not previously a poowan, but is in the process of or is now a poowan. This british slang term is used as an insult.

Dude, i feel really gay.

I think you’ve caught poowangitis, bro.

by Willeth Slatter April 12, 2019