pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

Pootation

A powerful fart that stinks really bad, with possible followthrough

I just farted, may have caused a pootation

by NorwegianCthulhu May 10, 2020

Pootata

To 'pootata' is to carry out the act of squatting over someones chest and shitting on ones tits.

Mike: I heard Jack and Daisy got up to some dirty shit last night at the party...
Jay: Oooh, drop the info
Mike: He committed... Pootata
Jay: Jesus.

by mhuk January 16, 2017

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

pootatoo

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!

May i have a baked pootatoo

by Black Wheat January 27, 2009

pootater

A.Fecal matter resembling a potato.
B. A person resembling fecal matter resemling a potato

"I just made a pootater that hurt."
"Your such a freakin pootater!"

by Jake Carlyon June 11, 2006

potwatch

when your fat mate starts losing weight putting you at risk of becoming the fat mate, you alert everyone so that they can all lose weight asap.

Fucks sake, Potter dropped a 1kg bomb on me. Gonna have to start a potwatch.

by nugnugs July 19, 2018