Pootine

The act of having a shit a set times everyday.

Dude...that fibreous meal has played havok with my Pootine....

by gazw77 October 21, 2011

Poomonkey

A nickname derived from a shroom and boosh filled afternoon. Can be shortened to "poomunks."

Person one: "Alright poomonkey?"
Person two: "I need a poo!"

by dumpypea July 30, 2009

pootine

A pootine is the excremental routine one follows. For instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up.

People can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated.

"The boss made me work overtime last night and it nearly killed me. I mean, the guy totally screwed over my pootine!"

"Now that I'm taking these evening yoga classes I'm going to have to change my pootine, the last thing I want is to have an accident while attempting the cobra pose!"

by Pancakepower November 13, 2011

pootanky

to smell like shit, body odor, vaginal secretions, or any other unsightly stinches

pew! your ass is stanky! (POOTANKY)

by kayleebrooke May 24, 2006

Pootine

Pootine is a crap flavored protein bar. It could also refer to a protein related food that looks/smells/ tastes like crap.

Thai pootine sucks. It tastes like crap! I'll never listen to Burney again!

by Lob Star 1 July 8, 2015

Pootine

The act of a male finishing on the anus of their sexual partner, while she proceeds to shat liquid all over her rear, and the male proceeds to eat her ass out after

Last night was great, me and krista tried anal and it resulted in some warm pootine

by Tokysoaky July 11, 2020

Pootine

When you’re eating a girl’s ass when she has a yeast infection

Guy 1 : Yo you hit that last night?

Guy 2 : Nah I gave er the ol stratch n sniff and I pulled nothin but gravy and curds talk about a pootine eh

by StalinEatsAss March 1, 2021