Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.

You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!

by B100 September 24, 2009

participant of an involuntary personal protein spill

someone who puked, in VERY proper terms. just like there is no such thing as toilet paper anymore, now it's bathroom tissue.

the dinner my wife cooked was so disgusting that i became the participant of an involuntary personal protein spill!

by rockin' randall 1973 March 18, 2010

Pootin

The correct spelling of Putin as in Vladimer Putin. This term refers to flatulence on a toilet.

Hey Fred, my longtime associate, I gotta take a Pootin.

by goferofdestruction August 5, 2020

liquid protein diet

Swallowing enough semen to be able to subsist solely on that intake.

Kevin's eyes widened dramatically when he saw Stephanie remove her dentures; and he purred with pleasure as she next informed him that she'd quit Weight Watcher's to try the liquid protein diet instead.

by Niemand of Chaos March 29, 2005

PROTEIN MUFFIN

After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.

After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.

by proteinxxx October 15, 2008

protein spill

Any bodily fluid that reqires clean up such as vomit, urine, blood, feces. This term is used most often in theme parks.

Nicole: "Hey Thomas, we've got another protein spill in the third car!"
Patty: "God, if I have to clean up another pound of upchucked popcorn I'm gonna quit!"

by Nicole Joy August 1, 2007

protein shot

A shot of jizz in the mouth.

Sara is a vegan but I keep her on a balanced diet with daily protein shots and hot beef injections.

by Nick D November 3, 2005