poopsterbation

when masturbation is done while taking a poop

poopsterbation is always best on a tiolet

by IIWALrUSII April 3, 2011

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Alabama Poopsterbating

Alabama Hot Pocket, and to Poopsterbate at the same time. You start to Poopsterbate, and when you shit, you separate a girls vagina lips, and shit in it. Then you fuck her with your cum wet dick.

Dude, Amanda and John tried Alabama Poopsterbating last night, she's now in the hospital.

Hey Peter! Wanna try gay Alabama Poopsterbating?

by MoofMoofVan April 18, 2014

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Plooksterbation

The art of having holes put in your leg by plooker.

Boon's leg was utterly destroyed last night in a daring act of plooksterbation.

by InfoWarrior October 6, 2007

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posterbating

Writing a message on social media, then deleting the message before posting online.

"I keep posterbating my responses to Trump's bullshit tweets."

"I had to stop myself from shitposting by posterbating."

"Quit posterbating your life away!"

by EbonZEN December 10, 2017

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poopturbation

act of masturbating while taking a poop. Attempting to climax while poop is dropping is the goal.

I was bored at work so I went for a poopturbation.

caught bob poopturbating again in the bathroom.

I can't masturbate anymore, I can only poopturbate in public to get off

by salty-balls September 27, 2017

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1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.

1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.

by Avid WAS Fan July 25, 2009

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