Poontato

An old potato that smells like a vagina

Damn that poontato nastay.

by Smarkles December 14, 2012

Pootator

Noun - One who is so controlling that they go so far as to limit the time a person can spend in the bathroom

I was taking a load off with the Sunday funnies and the Pootator started yelling, "You've been in there too long"

by Duecey 2 December 16, 2008

pootatoo

A very fancy way of saying potato...Great to tell your Red lobster waiter!

May i have a baked pootatoo

by Black Wheat January 27, 2009

poopatote

poop in a big red ball

I poopatote alot in a giant toilet

by derek North November 6, 2007

Salty Pooptatoes

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

poopatory

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.

Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.

by Jack burton May 9, 2016

poopatorium

Realtors often mistakenly refer to this as a "toilet room". It's the small enclosed space inside a larger bathroom where the throne is located. It has to have a door, which is closed during #2 operations, but not necessarily on #1 operations.

Jane: I love this house, the only issue is that the master bath has no poopatoruim.

Realtor: Poopatorium? Really?! I consider myself schooled!

by Marshall Fazione November 24, 2016