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Party Poopster

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When a great night is being had by all except one, who is so utterly wankered that he/she has to be taken home early for fear that they may shit themselves
Steve "Urrrgh, I don't remember anything from last night"

John "I'm not surprised, you'd polished off a whole bottle of vodka by 10.30pm and Pete had to carry you home as you looked like you were going to lose faecal continence again"

Pete "Yeah, what a Party Poopster, I was all set to pull that bird with the massive rack, you git"
by laurab193 June 1, 2011
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poopsteve420

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Someone who trades their dignity for views on Youtube.
Did Poopsteve420 really just post a video of him shitting upside down with no clothes on?
Yep he did...
by dankstorm August 1, 2014
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Propster

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The term Propster refers to the place & method of searching for property. A Propster would also refer to one who is involved in or specializes in any aspect of property from buying, selling, letting, auctioning, developing and any other form of dealing with property.
I was trying to find a home to purchase and decided to Propster it online. I needed professional advice on selling my home and decided to call a Propster in my area.
by Oxfordonian March 2, 2009
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Poopsterprocrasturbation

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Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.
"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
by 20111118 September 19, 2012
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Poopiter

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An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.
Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.
by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014
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poosterbate

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The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
Valma was using her phone on the meetme app but decided poosterbate instead.
by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
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Pookster

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A different form of Pooky, a nickname for one extremely kool gurl. Can also be used as a verb.
"I love you Pookster"
"DAYAM thats so Pookster"
by Pookster July 31, 2003
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