Poopiter

An exceptionally large piece of feces. A Poopiter is typically a gas giant, emerging with copious amounts of gaseous gastrointestinal byproducts, chiefly methane. A Poopiter is typically very wide, giving it a spheroid shape. Poopiters, despite their tremendous size, usually pass with relative ease. They may, however, require excessive amounts of wiping.

Patbob: I feel bad for the janitors. Some guy left a Poopiter so big in the 2nd floor bathroom that he couldn't even flush it down.

by Mr Patbob August 27, 2014

Pooptart

A Pop-Tart with a lesser amount of icing or sprinkles than usual

Me: *opens up a couple of Pop-Tarts*
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART

by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020

poopitraitor

Someone who sprays fecal matter everywhere while "lettin one loose".

That guy shoots poops everywhere...he's such a poopitraitor.

by Jeff Winters October 29, 2004

poopitation

To meditate while pooping. For many people the only time you are truly alone is when your in the bathroom pooping. You close your eyes and enter a state of deep meditation, allowing your mind to be clear and your body to expel toxins.

Joe has been much less stressed since he started utilizing poopitation practices daily.

by The Art of Mayhem September 19, 2019

pooptart

A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.

I would like one corn Pooptart please.

by super beto May 10, 2009

poopstar

A wannabe popstar who doesn't have much talent.

Diana: "Have you heard about (insert music artist here)?"

Yvonne: "Oh joy, another poopstar to stink up the music industry!"

by Thora Rogers May 4, 2006

pooptart

1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.

by Chase55 November 14, 2007