Poopthink

A situation in which one has massive revelations during massive defecations.

Hey, I just ate at the school cafeteria, and now I'm gonna go have a poopthink.

by pooplife September 8, 2011

poochuuk

the feeling you get when your sperm kind-of dies on its way out.

Looking at her, I wouldn't even experience a poochuuk.

by Dilip Advani April 2, 2003

poopcrun

When you sit on the toilet for too long without wiping. You get ass crunchies.

"Oh man, I was on the toilet for to long that I started to develop poopcrun."

by Linkmax August 7, 2006

poopchute

1) Rectal opening
2) A game similar to BS, except with elements of Truth or Dare (played mostly on college campuses)

1) That guy got fucked in the poopchute!
2) My girlfriend wants to kiss your girlfriend...let's go play Poopchute!

by Caligula April 25, 2003

Poopchuckle

The act of putting a tube in your rectum and putting the other end in someone else's and taking a diarrhea dump while both giggling hysterically as the poop is being transferred from ones anus to another.

"Hey Mr. Simms tonight you and I are gonna poopchuckle."

by Greg Simms February 14, 2017

Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.

Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!

by igitdude October 12, 2011

poopshank

The act of taking a shit in your hand, then stabbing someone in the backwith your shit, leaving them a huge brown stain, and you a crush piece of shit

yo, i just poopshanked monica

by poopshank January 4, 2008