mitrophondick prochestyrun

When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.

Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.

by Giraffe360 December 14, 2019

Portchester Slam

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and about to cum you pull out and jizz on your hand while spitting on the girls back. When she turns around thinking you jizzed on her back you belt her with the cum-hand.

1) I was in westchester and she a hoe so she got a port chester slam.

2) Guy A) Did you hear that sound?
Guy B) Yeah Mike Portchester slammed Grace, you could hear it for miles!

by Chris DP3 October 13, 2010

Poochfest

Having a huge orgy with a group of male dogs.

We totally had a wicked poochfest on sunday!

by Burningred June 16, 2005

Poopcrastinate

When you are doing work/homework and you go to the bathroom for a really long time to procrastinate on your work.

Mom: "What are you doing! Your supposed to be doing homework"
Me: "I'm in the bathroom!"
Mom: "Oh, stop, don't poopcrastinate."

by MeredithBVB December 15, 2012

poopchute

1) Rectal opening
2) A game similar to BS, except with elements of Truth or Dare (played mostly on college campuses)

1) That guy got fucked in the poopchute!
2) My girlfriend wants to kiss your girlfriend...let's go play Poopchute!

by Caligula April 25, 2003

poopchat

(n.) a snapchat taken while pooping

(v.) the act of taking a poopchat

brah: "I have to take a shit"
other brah: "Don't forget your phone so you can send me a poopchat!"

by poopchatbuttman6969 October 10, 2014

Porkchesting

1. When you titty fuck a fat girl

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those ham steaks."

by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017