pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.
We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.
by JohnnieB January 06, 2006
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pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.
Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session
by Captain Poostick January 15, 2004
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Poon Poon

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.
You put the peen peen in the poon poon.
by Junkrocka May 12, 2008
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Poon Poon

Jamaican slang for the female <nsfw> area.
Guurl let me get inside that poon poon!
by ShotzFlared January 19, 2017
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Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.
by G-RED October 29, 2006
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poon poon

An exclimation made by a man who is certain that he is about to recieve some kind of intercourse, be it a cheeky blowy or full on balls deep poon pounding.

The words are usually said with assonance of 'choo choo' (like a train') and the arm movement commonly seen when a train driver is honking a horn
Danny: that nasty bitch Jenny is gonna feel my balls slap on her gooch. Poon poon!
by sbccrew October 20, 2009
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poon

1)A female's genital organ (vagina)

2)A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity
1)I fucked Kara last night. She's got a tight poon.

2)Alex: We probably shouldn't go rock climbing. It could be dangerous
Nick: Dude, it's fine. Don't be such a poon!
by Yours Truly June 22, 2004
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