pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008

pooning

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

by georgia phyllis April 4, 2008

pooning

A light hearted prank where a tampon is dipped in water and hurled out the window of a vehicle by the string with the intent to hit a sign, building, or another car.

We spent last night pooning. Imature as hell, but it's so damn funny to see them splat.

by JohnnieB January 6, 2006

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

Pooning

1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.

by Piirate Sophia February 27, 2009

Pooning

The an alternative word to the word pooning.

GAY PEOPLE CAN POON

example of pooning

by GAY PEOPLE CAN POON February 23, 2019