Poon 

A unit of measurement whose base is not to exceed the weight of the largest of the Poon clan, currently 120. A poon can be used to measure all weights, distances monetary units, volumes etc.

She's going to gain a poon if she doesn't lay off the buffet.

Poon by Wally Wallstrom October 3, 2012

poon 

'Poon'- is now commonly used an umbrella term for the female reproductive organ, the vagina. Yet the origins of 'poon' lie in the Welsh valleys. 'Poon' a Welsh word which when translated means 'sheep's vagina'. It was common place for many, often drunken, Welsh Sheppards to find comfort and relief in the form the form of poon.

Dave "Rhodri you must remember the three laws of poon:

1. Poon is poon
2. All poon is good
3. Let's get shots"

Gerindt "Boyo that poon wasn't half moist, pass the savlon"

poon by D.Goodwin August 13, 2010

poon 

n. 1) female genitals, vagina
2) sexual intercourse, specifically, from a woman
3) less commonly - Tang orange drink mix, prepared in a 2.2 liter water jug called a poonjug

background: shortened form of poontang.

1) When she took off her panties I could see her shaven poon.
2) I'm getting me some poon from my lady, tonight.
3) Lets mix up some Poon and go watch some TV.

poon by Benabus November 27, 2004

poon 

noun (pronounced "pooh-n); 1) A woman's vagina

2) Short for "punnany" (Poon - ann - ee)

"I am gonna get mad poon tonight."

poon by D-Shizzle April 3, 2006

Poon 

(noun)

1. A stupid person

2. A non-mainstream version of goofball or goof

Person 1: I just tripped up the stairs!

Person 2: You're such a poon

Poon by nottoday123 September 15, 2012

poon 

pussy; abbreviated version of the word "punani."

"Pop the poon for a goon."

poon by Madame Poon September 25, 2012

poon 

From the word far-eastern word poontang, meaning vagina.

Her poon was so saggy I lost my car keys in it.

poon by Dr Definition May 16, 2003