podmaster

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.

Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER

by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poofster

British slang for homosexual.

You look like a poofster in that pink flowered shirt.

by J-Mon September 4, 2005

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

Poonmastervan

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.

Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!

by JPiscool May 1, 2009