Poomer

A super cute looking, cuddly dog.

Person 1: You have a super cute dog, I just wana cuddle him.
Person 2: Yeah. He's a Poomer!

by TreynocTheGod March 29, 2020

Poomer

A shaved Vulva because vaginas don't grow hair!

HER poomer is shaved

by mitoew December 17, 2019

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.

I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers

by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

Poomer

A person who likes or is obsessed with Big Shaq's rap.

Guy 1: The ting goes skraa

Guy 2: Ok Poomer

by minimegaman090 May 29, 2020

Poomer

A woman or girl who needs to poop really bad, usually done so in the nude for comfort purposes.

Jessica: omg why are you so red
Claire: because i’m about to drop a poomer like it’s a new album

by erin27 July 18, 2024