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pookatish

the spoken phrase a swedish man says when he is high.
OMG. he is doing the pookatish
by discoshrooms May 9, 2006
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Poopalitis

Poopalitis is the chronic fear of poop. Side effects may include: nightmares of being pooped on and the inability to poop. Can escalate to refusing to use the toilet and/or refusing pas gas. Occasionally the latter can be a good thing.
Person 1: Man I think I might have poopalitis. I had the worst nightmare last night about running away from shitting dinosaurs.
Person 2: Dude you should get that checked out. How much weed did you smoke?
Person 1: No seriously.
by Lol1lol2lol3 February 5, 2017
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poonitis

a physical fear of the woman's poon.
Joe burton has a bad case of poonitis. That stupid fuck.
by Nathan Locke April 24, 2003
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Plokanitis

Being very thin and attracted to octopusses
"Nate Saft has plokanitis. He likes that octopussy."
by octolover May 28, 2024
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Profanitist

'She's quite the profanitist. She even curses around her parents, and she's only 12.'
by Bingus Aran January 2, 2022
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pookieitis

when you are away from your pookie for so long you start to get sick
"I haven't seen my pookie for 2 days..I think pookieitis is kicking in"
by anonymous December 15, 2023
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