pooj

A complete noobie or noob that plays games mainly First person shooters and struggles to even get a single kill.

Omg look at pooj, sukxored

by bull3tpr00f January 22, 2006

pooj

a baby little tummy at the bottom of the six pack of a cute boy

"Pooj", she said as she poked the squishy belly of her boyfriend.

by R2remote May 12, 2010

Pooj

Indian Pussy. A cross between Punjabi and Pussy, this often hairy set of genitals if often subject to the act of Icing Of the Brownie, a somewhat culinary act of of spraying man-juice on Pooj

I once iced a Pooj........never again

by NOTJJ November 30, 2010

Pooj

(Noun) A pooj is an elusive Indian. They absolutely refuse to hang out or respond to group chats for weeks on end. You may publicly shame them by yelling "POOJ" whenever they are near.

"Man, Srujan never hangs out to eat butter chicken"
"Yeah ofc, he's a POOJ"

by clinicaltonya March 15, 2018

Pooj

A person of Indian decent. See also "Dirka Dirka"

"WOW Cindy, I just saw a congregation of Poojes! It smelled like curry!"

by Tobbydf November 28, 2007

pooj majooj

When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole

Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj

OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH

by Mr. Hallal August 20, 2023

pooj majooj

the act of sliding a kitchen funnel into your partner’s anus and taking a freshly cooked & hot pot of curry and pouring it into the rectum funnel for prostate stimulation (if male) of anal pleasure (if female)

dude that pooj majooj she gave me last night was… HOT.

by chocolate queef burger August 20, 2023