Pooies

Pooies is a nickname for ugly ass niggas usually named Julian. He has a scuffed beard and looks like a turd. His chode has to be the tiniest thing on this planet, and he has been rejected by every girl he has had a crush on. Try not to cross paths with such an ugly creature because it will leave you traumatized. There is one good thing about Pooies though. His sister is hot as fuck.

Personal Record: 0/5

Pooies: Hi are you Emily?
Emily: yes
Pooies: Hi
*Awkward posture and silence*

by FatChodeJulian February 1, 2019

poosss

less crude way of sayin pussy.

daaaaam baby! ur poosss smell like popcorn.

by dave the fuckin rave January 19, 2007

pooish

Something of a color (or noncolor) which turns to a brownish tint or hue.

The white fluffy snow became pooish in a matter of days.

by ncrd December 23, 2008

Poossibility

The chance or possibility that one has to make a bowel movement or "poo."

"I'm going to the bathroom to take a piss, but there's a definite poossibility."

Trent: Where's Preston?
Steve: Oh, he decided not to stray far from his toilet due to a strong poossibility
Trent: Good call

by shwazbag November 28, 2010

poisson croissant

Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.

You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021

Poossy

Part of the lower body, specifically the 'Anus' used for sexual - erotic reference

Some Internet Femboy: "Last night I got my 'Poossy' ripped apart, it felt amazing".

by Reichskleinodien Fahrradsattel February 16, 2022

Poois

a person who thinks opposite of you and you have to call them this because you need to let some anger out

Example: An online chat room...

WEBKINZrKEWT: hey dude wassup
TATER-HATER: webkinz suck i am srry
WEBKINZrKEWT: no they dont suck u poois i dont like u now 'polojize 2 me or i leav chat kk
TATER-HATER: i don care if u leav chat homie i don like webkinz they just suck bad man
WEBKINZrKEWT: well you suk cuz u dont like dem dey despise you and dey kill u in u sleep
TATER-HATER: lettem tri man dey no kill me i lock da door dammit
WEBKINZrKEWT HAS SIGNED OFF CAUSE SHE THINKS YOU WERE BEING A JACKASS

by AeropostaleRules01 January 12, 2008